msacrasmore or less a porn blog

I’m sure that I’m the only one who is excited about this, but I thought it was time to update the theme again. If you find any bugs, feel free to leave a comment.

I think I’m going to change up the format to this blog. Just in case anyone was curious. I’m really not sure what the old format was, it was kind of all jumbled up.

The new format is going to take a different look at the porn sites. For example: Solo girls who have like five different sites with five different names. Goth girls that obviously aren’t goth. I’m going to point out some of the really, really extra bad acting that I see. My pet peeve - plot and stories that just don’t make any sense. Or whatever else I think is funny.

I hope you guys enjoy. I hope you enjoy my slightly funny, completely honest - just don’t give a fuck posts. I’ve got a whole bunch in mind.

Sorry I haven’t been around for a couple of days, I’ve been sick. Yesterday I couldn’t even sit at the computer for more than a few minutes…but don’t worry I should be back with more craziness soon.

I can’t believe it’s Friday already. Where has this week gone? I’ve been busy with work and it looks like I’ll be working right thru the weekend. One of the many drawbacks of working in retail is the weekends.

A lot has been going on in the online porn world - a new Paris Hilton tape, a bunch of new websites to talk about so now that things have slowed down a little so I’ll have to start catching up.

You know usually, I don’t like watching guys masturbate - but this is pretty damn funny. Also another reason, why you shouldn’t jerk off at work.

It looks like the celebs (and future celebs) are starting off the year pretty wild. In good and of course bad ways.

Yeah it is a little blurry, but it’s none other than an Ashlee Simpson nip slip. Yeah, I was confused too, I’m so used to her sister, Jessica being the subject of nip slip pics.

And here’s the Olsen Twins, in a sheer dress. I see nipples.

I’d say this is the best they’ve looked since they’ve turned legal. In general, I’m not a big fan of their current look, hobo chic. To me it just looks trashy. Not that I wouldn’t hit, if I had the chance. Because trust me, I’d hit it many many times. A threesome, wouldn’t be too bad either.

But what the hell is going on in this picture? Don’t they feed the Olsen twins. Here’s Mary Kate biting the leg of a stripper???

Kinky or is she just hungry? Or just plain weird? Basically, the reason I don’t do drugs.

And this would be the future star. While Louisville was playing in the Orange Bowl last night, someone allegedly stole a flash disk containing “private” pictures of one of the Lousiville cheerleaders. It didn’t take long before the pictures to appear on the internet. I haven’t seen all of the pics, but let’s just say she gets pretty naughty - flashing in public, posing nude, playing with a dildo, fucking her boyfriend. If I see any more pics, I’ll be sure to post them.

I thought I’d start off the new year with a list of the top ten hotties of 2006. It was tough to make the list, there was just too many hotties online this year. Not that it’s a bad thing.

Did you forget to get your girlfriend a present this Christmas - we’ll it’s not too wait. You could always get her…

I love this video, it’s way to funny. Thanks to XLog sharing this video.

Anybody else tired of hearing the 24 hour news channels debate the 2008 election and who will come out on top in the Democratic primary. Maybe it’s just me - but it’s only 2006 - no one’s out of the race yet. And here’s a crazy idea - maybe we should let the voters decide. I know it’s crazy, but it works once in a while.

Last night, I did a little bit of drunk dialing - left a few drunk voice mails - unfortunately the wrong girl called me back. Ok, maybe not the wrong girl. Just not the one I was hoping for.

We used to fool around - had sex a few times but it never turned into anything serious - but we kept in touch even after we graduated college. IE…we drunk dial each other a few times a month.

And we have phone sex once in a while. It’s weird because in person - she was pretty quiet in bed. In fact she was one of the worse fucks I’ve had. All she’d do was just spread her legs and lay there. And when she was on top, she’d just sit there. Boring! But on the phone - she’s something else. She gets all seductive. She barely let’s me talk as she guides me through what she’d do to me if we were back together.

However, I’m now halfway across the country from her but I am pretty curious now. I wonder if she’s changed in bed.