msacrasmore or less a porn blog

I may have said this before, but now I think I’ve seen it all.

Check out Kickass Girls, a site dedicated to women fighting and wrestling.

It’s not staged, the girls are really fighting. I guess you could call it fight club for women. I wouldn’t say these girls are enemies but it’s pretty safe to say they’re not friends.

I’m really surprised they released this site now, after all that contreversy surrounding the video tapped fight last month of a group of Long Island High School girls.

The sex tape that wasn’t. There’s no sex in the latest Paris Hilton movie. There’s a lot of shots of her tits, a few quick ones of her pussy and that’s about it. Really there’s not much else to see. I really hope people aren’t paying the forty dollars to see this. Oh yeah, you can see it at Egotastic for free.

In the name of research I just watched the Keely Hazell. I’ll admit, a week ago I had no idea who she was. But this week, now I know she’s one of the hottest busty British babe ever. She’s got some interesting blowjob technique, I was expect a little more style but she more than makes up for it. This girl can fuck! She knows how to ride a cock, too bad most of it is off camera.

The sound is pretty bad, but I don’t think that anyone’s watching this tape for the sound. And warning, there is a lot of man ass. But it’s worth it anyways.

Check out the video at Egotistical

It’s payback time. Melissa Midwest is suing the Lincoln, Nebraska police department, claiming their tactics are a form of harrassment.

Last year, she was arrested for public nudity for the second time. Since her first arrest a couple of years ago the police having been following her around and even threating bar owners not to hire her for. And when she does go out, she says there’s often three or four police officers following her at the bars. That’s crazy! You’d think the police might have more important things to worry about.

Her arrest last year came when Melissa Midwest was hosting a wet t-shirt contest. She was topless but had her nipples covered. That wasn’t enough for the Lincoln, Nebraska P.D.

In 2004, she was fined $150 for posting pictures of herself nude in public on her website.

So, she’s had enough. She’s suing the police department and if she wins any money she’s donating to a local charity.

Learn more about it at Melissa Midwst in the news or read the story in the local paper.

I just saw this game online. It looks pretty interesting, I wonder if I can get my girlfriend to play it…with other couples.

Strippopoly, is just like monopoply except this verision is something the kids shouldn’t be playing. It however, is my kinda game.

The rules are basically the same - you roll the dice, move your piece around the board - but instead of buying real estate you’re buying websites. And if you end up in jail you have to take off all your clothes. Also, another player can bid for you to take off an item of your clothing.

You can either play it with just your lover, or you can play with other couples. And the play can be from softcore, to hardcore to anything goes. Things can get pretty wild.

Click here to visit the official Strippopoly website.

I tell in my day, we didn’t have girls dancing/strip teasing in their bedrooms for the whole internet to see. I swear, I’m not that old but when I was a teenager the connections were so slow it could take an hour to download one song. Luckily with faster connections these videos set to the latest music seem to be all the rage. The videos go from amateur to pro. It kinda makes me wonder why a girl would post herself on the internet, where you know it’s going to be all over the world in a matter of time. I’m guessing it’s an exhibitionist thing so it’s our job to enjoy these videos.

Here’s a couple of my favorites.

Charity donations are down this year, so why is it that dozens of New York charities are refusing to take money. It’s because they say the money is dirty because it’s coming from exotic dancers. By far the most retarded thing ever. The money is earned legally, by hard working women. Luckily the Marines/Toys for Tots was willing to take the money.

Dirty Money in the New York Post

I swear I’m not a big celeb gossip fan. Nor am I big fan of Britney Spears but I’m finding this whole lack of panties drama kind of intersting.

Well, now it looks like Britney bought a pair of panties and just had to show the world.

I’m not a super big fan of the all the beauty pagents, it was sexy when I was 13…not so much anymore - but this this beauty pagent contest winner, Miss USA Tara Conner caughty my attention.

She’s about to lose her crown for partying like Paris and Britney Spears.

“Miss USA Tara Conner is on the verge of losing her crown after testing positive for cocaine, lustily kissing Miss Teen USA in public and sneaking men into their Trump Place apartment, sources tell the Daily News.”

I’m all for women kissing women, dancing on bar tables, and being slutty but I’m not such a big fan of cocaine use. It looks like Tara is going to lose her crown but I think she’ll recover (if she doesn’t spend all her money on blow) and be posing in Playboy in the next few months.

Anyways, you can read the rest of the story at the NY Dailys News.

Finally a job I’d be a good at - Durex is looking for condom testers. Only problem is the job is in New Zealand. Why New Zealand, because they “are among the most sexually active and adventurous in the world,” according to Durex. I’d either like to prove them wrong, or hey - they could even prove to me they were right. You can apply online and provide details as to why you believe you are up to the job.

Click here to read the AP story.