About Me...

I'm the one and only legen wait, wait for it dary msacras. I'm the man behind this party/madness. I'm also the man behind way too many blogs. Chances are you've read one of the blogs I write for today. This is my little place on the web to relax, chill out and mess around. I'll take you through some of the funniest, weirdest and of course hottest stuff I come across!

Meet Alyssa Doll

It's not hard to see why Alyssa Doll is the Model Of The Month. This small town cutie was too naughty for her conservative town. When she turned 18, she moved out and opened up her own website online. Right now, she's even offering a $3.95 promo to join her website.

Lucy Pinder modeling for Only Tease

Lucy Pinder at Only Tease

Check out these very sultry, sexy and sensual pictures of Lucy Pinder. She’s looking very Marilyn Monroe like in these photos. I pretty much love anything she wears. She probably looks good in just a t-shirt and sweatpants but I won’t complain when she decides to wear nothing at all!

You can see exclusive photos of Lucy Pinder inside Only Tease. Lucy is part of the Prestige Tease, their premier collection of well known glamour models and babes. It includes well known names like Jaime Hammer, Lindsey Strutt and of course Melanie Walsh.

Right now you can get access to all of the sites in the Only Tease network for one low price via the Only All Sites promo. Right now you can get full access to Only Tease (of course), their glamour stockings and pantyhose site, Only-Opaques, their solo model sites featuring Only Melanie and Only Carla, as well as their newest site Only Secretaries. Click here to see all that this limited time offer includes.

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Mia Bangg presents the dildo pen

Mia Bangg has been complaining that her grades have been going down hill this semester. Maybe it’s because she’s using the that huge blue dildo as her choice of writing instrument. And now since her grades are so bad, she’s about to sleep with her professor. And since it’s from a site called Schoolgirl Creampies, I’m going to bet she’s about to get a load of that hot sticky cum deposited into her pussy. To think if this could’ve all been avoided if she used a pen to do her homework, instead of a dildo.

The real question is who’s idea was it to pretend the dildo was a pen in this video from Schoolgirl Creampies? I mean really, even Mia and her co-star are laughing hard because it’s such a bad idea. Is this a new niche that I don’t know about - girls who use dildos like pens? Yeah, I didn’t think so.

But at least her bra matches her dildo.

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Michelle Lynn loves her video games

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Now tell me this - what other webcam girl can you hear talking about video games and debate the quality of different game consoles as she strips? Yeah, I didn’t think there were any others. I’ve seen a couple others that are playing video games before their photo sets or in the beginning of their porn videos, but none that are into it as much as Michelle Lynn. I’m pretty sure Michelle Lynn is the one and only solo model that’s also an active gamer. She has this niche on lock down. I’ve even heard from an inside source that there’s going to be a video/photo shoot of her having some fun while playing games. I’ll admit that she definitely knows more about the games than I do. I wish I had time to play them. However, she definitely does and talks about her favorites like Rock Band, Guitar Hero etc.

And if you want to hear Michelle Lynn talk about video games and other not so average subjects visit her website. Membership gets you access to all her photos, naughty videos, but most importantly her live webcam shows every weekend. That’s when things really get interesting.

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New Misison Statement

I think I’m going to change up the format to this blog. Just in case anyone was curious. I’m really not sure what the old format was, it was kind of all jumbled up.

The new format is going to take a different look at the porn sites. For example: Solo girls who have like five different sites with five different names. Goth girls that obviously aren’t goth. I’m going to point out some of the really, really extra bad acting that I see. My pet peeve - plot and stories that just don’t make any sense. Or whatever else I think is funny.

I hope you guys enjoy. I hope you enjoy my slightly funny, completely honest - just don’t give a fuck posts. I’ve got a whole bunch in mind.

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Southern Brooke at the Playboy Mansion

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Check out these pictures of Southern Brooke and a few of her friends at a party at the Playboy Mansion. You guys may hate me, but I was at this party. I even ran into Brooke there, however, I didn’t even recognize who it was until I got home a few days later and downloaded the pictures to my computer. Like recognized that she was a girl from online but honestly, I was already a little bit drunk and there were about two hundred half dressed hotties there. I think it fried my brain. Plus, they look the same in person but completely different - doesn’t that make sense?

However, it does look like she had fun without meeting me. And I hate to say it, but I had a pretty good night anyways. However, you can bet next time I see Southern Brooke I’ll say what’s up!

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Kara showing off her handfulls

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It wasn’t too long ago that Kara was a shy, awkward teen. She used to wear over sized sweat shirts to hide her wonderful boobs. She says she used to get very intimidated by all the attention from boys and even men would give her. At school the boys would stare at her tits, she’s even caught male teacher checking out her huge boobs. I can’t say I blame them, but give the girl a break!

Luckily, she’s feeling a lot more comfortable about her boobs. In fact, the teen has a whole site with her showing off her boobs and the rest of her curvy teen body - Kara’s Handfull. There you can see all of her 34D boobs caught on film and video.

Now if we could just get more busty cuties like Kara to start their own sites to show off their boobs!

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Amateur Exgirlfriend Video

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When Lacey let her boyfriend video tape one of their fucking sessions, I’ll bet she thought it would never end up on the internet. And I’ll bet he thought she was never going to cheat on him. Well, it turns out you can now watch the video online and they broke up after she fooled around with another guy. She seems all sweet, innocent and maybe even a little shy when the video starts. However, we quickly see her slutty side. This blonde teen likes to suck cock. She loves to get her pussy pounded from as many different positions as possible. She’ll even let you cum on her pretty face. You can see the video at Real Ex Girlfriends.

Real Ex Girlfriends is my favorite of the user submitted amateur hardcore video and photo sites. I’m not going to lie - I like watching hot girls giving blowjobs, getting fucked and getting covered in hot cum. At some of those other amateur sites, it’s not such a pretty picture. Real Ex Girlfriends only features hot videos and photos of amateur hotties like Lacey. Some of the girls are definitely more on the amateur side like Lacey but there are some videos that feature chicks that should be doing porn professionally if they’re not already. Click here to see more Real Ex Girlfriends.

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Liz Vicious

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I’ll admit, I have a weakness for pale, redhead goth chicks - especially when their name is Liz Vicious. Tan, blonde chicks are fun, but there’s something especially naughty about goth sluts like Liz. And she’s not one of those woe as me emo sluts. She’s all about going out, having fun and causing trouble. And her favorite kind of trouble is anything sexually related. She likes to play with sex toys, fool around with her goth girlfriends but she definitely loves cock. Liz loves giving blowjobs, taking facials and getting her tiny pussy pounded.

Check out these pictures of Liz Vicious stripping and smoking in an abandoned public park. You can definitely see more of Liz insider her site Liz Vicious. That’s the only place to see all of her dark x-rated videos and photos.

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Meet Tara Ryan

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Guys, meet Tara Ryan. Tara is a wild amateur cutie who opened up her very own dirty picture and video site last week. She’s never done any modeling before, but I think this sweetie is a natural in front of the camera. I can tell you from first hand experience, her videos are a lot of fun to watch and there’s some great pictures in her members area too. Some of my favorite ones are watching her play with her sexy toys. They range from sweet and innocent to vibrators to huge dildos that barely fit into her tight pussy. But at the same time, she’s still the girl next door and a lot of fun to see in action.

I’ll definitely have to post more from this sexy amateur, but until then you can see lots more of her inside Tara Ryan. You can also check out her blog, which details all of her naughty photo and video shoots, as well as keeps you up to date with what is going on in her life.

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Meet Jayda Brook

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Meet Jayda Brook, a real blonde amateur with a naughty wild side. I had a chance to hang out with her a little while ago and she’s more likethe girl next door than a porn star. She’s all nice and sweet, but I’ve seen her attitude too. But my favorite side of her is naughty side. She loves showing off her body. She doesn’t have the body of a super model, she has the body of a real eighteen year old, completely natural and one hundred percent sexy. And when I say one hundred percent sexy I mean it. This amateur hottie loves to flash, tease and lots more!

Click here to see Jayda Brook’s naughty photo gallery. Most people play pool on the pool table, but I’m not going to complain when she rolls around on the table in just her lingerie.

Her site just went live today and she asked me to get the word out! So do me a favor and check out her site, Jayda Brook. The site is brand new but there’s already a bunch of photo sets and naughty videos. She even promised me that there would be a lot more coming in the near future!

You can keep up with her at her blog, Jayda Brook Blog.

Tomorrow, I’ll be posting about her friend - Tara Ryan another sexy blonde amateur.

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